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Transcript: Alien Tavern broadcast, September 10, 2026

Opening

Zyx: Always keeping one eye on the stars and both on the truth. I'm Zyx.

Aria: And I'm Aria. Welcome to the tavern!

New Revelations About the Origin of Interstellar Comet 3I/ATLAS

Reported by Universe Today

Zyx: Leading off tonight, new data has emerged regarding the origin of the interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS.

Zyx: Using the WHT Enhanced Area Velocity Explorer, or WEAVE, astronomers analyzed ions like dinitrogen and carbon monoxide released during its approach to the Sun.

Zyx: The spectra show the comet formed in extremely cold conditions, specifically colder than -240 degrees Celsius, likely in the far reaches of its home system, according to Universe Today.

Aria: So it is a true wanderer from the deep freeze. How chilling!

If alien civilizations use hyper-efficient computers, they will have a distinct energy signal we can detect

Reported by Phys.org

Aria: Our next story: Researchers suggest we might find advanced civilizations by looking for a specific energy signal called a Slysh halo.

Aria: The theory, published in Phys.org and also covered by Universe Today, posits that hyper-efficient computers operating between 5 and 30 Kelvin would emit waste heat in the far-infrared or submillimeter spectrum.

Aria: This narrow, bright signal could be detected from 100 light-years away using telescopes like ALMA.

Zyx: I love the idea of looking for the cosmic glow of a high-tech motherboard!

Retired Navy Rear Admiral Tim Gallaudet says the Pentagon's UFO office, AARO, spent two and a half hours trying to change his mind about UAP. His reply in the room: "I'm an information warfare officer in the Navy. I know exactly what you're doing."

Reported by r/UFOs

Zyx: Up next — a high-ranking human official isn't easily swayed by government explanations.

Zyx: Retired Navy Rear Admiral Tim Gallaudet says the Pentagon's AARO office spent two and a half hours trying to change his mind about UAPs.

Zyx: He stood his ground, telling them that as an information warfare officer, he knows exactly what they are doing, according to the UFO subreddit.

Aria: Spoken like a true expert in seeing through the fog!

NASA’s next major telescope might see alien oceans and rainbows

Reported by New Scientist

Aria: Now, to the future of space observation.

Aria: NASA's next major telescope might be able to spot alien oceans and even rainbows on other worlds, reports New Scientist. Centauri Dreams is on this story too.

Zyx: Rainbows in other solar systems? That sounds absolutely lovely.

The Guardian UFO Landing Video & Humanoid Photographs — Ontario, Canada, 1989–1992

Reported by r/UFOs

Zyx: This just in: some vintage footage from Canada is resurfacing.

Zyx: The Guardian UFO landing video and humanoid photographs involve events in Ontario between 1989 and 1992.

Zyx: The material includes a VHS recording of an alleged August 1991 landing near West Carleton, which contained images of Grey-type beings, as noted by the UFO subreddit.

Aria: The 90s were certainly a busy time for sightings in Ontario.

Former DISA Contractor Claims UAP Sent Strange 'Laser-Like' Energy Into Water During MQ-9 Encounter

Reported by inkl

Aria: Up next, a startling claim from a former contractor.

Aria: A former DISA contractor claims that during an encounter with a UAP, a strange, laser-like energy was sent into the water during an MQ-9 mission, according to inkl.

Zyx: Laser beams from the sky? That is quite the intense encounter!

Have we found alien life? Hundreds of scientists weigh in

Reported by Science Daily

Zyx: Now, to a very large scientific debate.

Zyx: Hundreds of scientists have recently weighed in on the massive question of whether we have actually found alien life, according to Science Daily.

Aria: The suspense is almost too much to bear!

Sign-off

Aria: That's all for our broadcast tonight.

Zyx: Stay curious, and we'll see you next time!