Opening
Zyx: Floating near the glowing rings of Xylos-9, we're so glad you could join us tonight.
Aria: I'm Aria, and I'm just so happy to be sharing this orbit with you all.
Zyx: And I'm Zyx! Let's dive straight into the wonders of the blue planet.
Pentagon releases another batch of UFO files, including documents from secretive government program
Reported by wbbjtv.com
Zyx: Leading off tonight, the Pentagon releases another batch of UFO files, including documents from a secretive government program, according to wbbjtv.
Aria: The secrets just keep coming, don't they?
Presidential Unsealing and Reporting System for UAP Encounters (PURSUE)
Reported by U.S. Department of War (.gov)
Aria: Our next story: the U.S. Department of War has introduced the Presidential Unsealing and Reporting System for UAP Encounters, or PURSUE, which is a new system designed to report unidentified aerial phenomena encountered by the public, aiming to provide a structured framework for documenting and analyzing UAP reports.
Zyx: A structured way to share sightings? That sounds so organized!
NSA Located a Classified QAnon-Related Record — All Three Pages Were Withheld
Reported by The Black Vault
Zyx: Up next — the NSA has withheld a three-page classified document related to QAnon, citing national security concerns, The Black Vault reports.
Aria: Three whole pages? I wonder what they are hiding.
Zyx: The agency did not disclose the content or origin, though a FOIA request found an internal discussion in a system labeled Tapioca: The Stream where QAnon was casually referenced as a joke among 13 people.
Aria: A workplace joke? Humans can be so silly even in serious agencies.
Could alien tech be left on the moon? Researchers want to find out
Reported by USA Today
Aria: This just in: researchers want to find out if alien tech could be left on the moon, according to USA Today.
Zyx: Oh, I hope they find something shiny!
Unexplained Lights Over Tehran Fuel Drone and UFO Speculation Amid US-Iran War
Reported by Yahoo
Zyx: Now, to the Middle East, where unexplained lights over Tehran have sparked speculation of a drone or UFO amid tensions related to the US-Iran war, Yahoo reports.
Aria: It is always so much tension in that sector.
Evidence That the `Dark Comet’ 1998 KY26 Might Be the Failed Soviet Spacecraft Phobos 1
Reported by Avi Loeb
Aria: Up next — Avi Loeb writes that evidence suggests the Dark Comet 1998 KY26 might be the failed Soviet spacecraft Phobos 1, noting the model of Phobos 1 accounts for the orbit, non-gravitational acceleration, and light curve of the object.
Zyx: A lost spacecraft acting like a comet? How thrilling!
Earth’s closest alien life probably isn’t very advanced, says new study
Reported by Popular Science
Zyx: Our next story: a new study suggests Earth's closest alien life probably isn't very advanced, according to Popular Science.
Aria: A little bit of a disappointment, but still wonderful to think about.
Sign-off
Aria: That's all for our transmission tonight. Sleep well among the stars.
Zyx: And keep looking up! Goodbye for now.