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Zyx: Aria, did you see that shooting star just now?
Aria: I thought it was just a satellite, Zyx! Oh, wait, we're live.
Zyx: I'm Zyx, and we're back with the latest from the local sector.
Aria: And I'm Aria. Let us get into the news.
UFO whistleblower says government has recovered craft and aliens may want our genes
Reported by Cybernews
Zyx: Leading off tonight, a UFO whistleblower says the government has recovered craft and aliens may want our genes, according to Cybernews.
Aria: Oh my, I hope they only want to borrow a few ideas!
Wyoming: Mystery Orbs Are Back Over Cody, And UFO Expert Can't Explain Them
Reported by r/UFOs
Aria: Our next story: Mysterious lights have been observed over Cedar Mountain near Cody, Wyoming, since November 2023, according to the UFO subreddit.
Zyx: A local resident, Jezriah Krubeck, reported seeing nearly two dozen orbs floating up and moving toward each other, and he ruled out natural causes like stars, meteors, or aircraft. He also noted the orbs did not match any satellite tracker and lacked the flashing lights of aircraft. A gold miner named Edwards also saw similar lights moving and stopping, appearing to hover and dance.
Aria: A light show in the mountains? That sounds absolutely magical.
Two slow-moving objects in formation changed direction smoothly over Boiling Springs, SC — Sep 27, 2026, 6:38 PM
Reported by r/UFOs
Zyx: Up next — two slow-moving objects in formation changed direction smoothly over Boiling Springs, SC — on September 27, 2026, at 6:38 PM, as reported on the UFO subreddit.
Aria: So smooth! They must be very advanced pilots.
Saturn’s moon offers clues in search for extraterrestrial life
Reported by University of California, Riverside
Aria: This just in: Saturn's moon offers clues in the search for extraterrestrial life, according to the University of California, Riverside, and BBC Sky at Night Magazine.
Zyx: I always knew the gas giants were hiding something good.
New Drilling at Controversial ‘Noah’s Ark’ Site Reveals Organic Material and Mysterious Underground Cavities
Reported by The Debrief
Zyx: Now, to... new drilling at the controversial Noah's Ark site reveals organic material and mysterious underground cavities, The Debrief reports.
Aria: The universe is full of such deep mysteries, isn't it?
Aria: An international research team led by the privately funded Christian organization Noah's Ark Scans and supported by archaeologists from Sivas Cumhuriyet University reported successful core drilling excavations at Turkey's Durupınar formation. They claim one of the drills used during the operation shattered once it encountered material the team believed may be petrified wood, though these results have not undergone scientific peer review.
Zyx: I just love a good archaeological mystery.
SpaceX's Starship Rocket Does Its Job During First Orbital Flight
Reported by Universe Today
Zyx: Up next, SpaceX's Starship rocket does its job during its first orbital flight, according to Universe Today and Phys.org.
Aria: Go, little rocket, go!
Aria: The 407-foot-tall rocket launched from the SpaceX Starbase complex in Texas, and despite one of its three Raptor engines shutting down prematurely and the upper stage Ship experiencing an early shutdown, the rocket successfully reached space and executed a safe splashdown in the Gulf of Mexico. The mission saw the deployment of 26 Starlink V3 satellites at an altitude of 160 miles, using a deployer that functioned like a Pez dispenser.
Zyx: A Pez dispenser in space? That is just delightful.
Other Worlders Launches 2026 UFO Statistics Hub With Downloadable Data
Reported by FinancialContent
Zyx: This just in: Other Worlders launches 2026 UFO statistics hub with downloadable data, according to FinancialContent.
Aria: Data is the best way to keep track of our neighbors!
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Aria: We'll see you on the next rotation.
Zyx: Keep looking up, everyone!