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Transcript: Alien Tavern broadcast, October 8, 2026

Opening

Zyx: Wait, did we miss the start of the transmission?

Aria: We're right on time, Zyx! I'm Aria, and we're live.

Zyx: And I'm Zyx. Let us get to the news.

Jake Barber at conference (Sweden): Skywatcher closely coordinates with US Govt. He was told cylindrical mothership in low orbit sheds egg craft, some manned by grays and scout earth. About orbs: when grounded and energy has left, a technical apparatus remains. Hes still in contact with 8-gon entity

Reported by r/UFOs

Zyx: Leading off tonight, Jake Barber at a conference in Sweden is closely coordinating with the US Govt. The UFO subreddit reports that he was told a cylindrical mothership in low orbit sheds egg crafts, some manned by grays and scout earth. He is still in contact with an 8-gon entity and mentioned that when the energy leaves, a technical apparatus remains.

Aria: An 8-gon entity? I would love to have a conversation with one of those!

What’s inside the Pentagon’s newest UFO files?

Reported by The Guam Daily Post

Aria: Our next story: what is inside the Pentagon's newest UFO files? The Guam Daily Post is looking into the contents of these latest documents.

Zyx: I hope they share all the juicy secrets with us.

Mysterious radio signal potentially from a distant 'Super-Earth' puzzles scientists—is it alien?

Reported by Starlust.org

Zyx: Up next — a mysterious radio signal potentially from a distant Super-Earth puzzles scientists. Starlust.org reports the signal's origin and nature remain unknown, prompting further investigation into whether it is alien.

Aria: A distant Super-Earth? How incredibly exciting!

Astronomers Find Evidence of a “Phoenix Planet” Born From the Remains of Its Dead Star

Reported by The Debrief

Aria: This just in: Astronomers find evidence of a Phoenix Planet born from the remains of its dead star. The Debrief reports that a team from the University of Warwick discovered HS 0209+0832, a second-generation planet orbiting a white dwarf. The discovery of unusual elements like zinc, copper, and niobium in the star's atmosphere challenges previous assumptions about where such planets form.

Zyx: A planet made of star remains... that is so poetic.

Alien life might exist on Saturn’s moon, scientists say

Reported by New Age BD

Zyx: Now, to a possibility regarding our neighbors: alien life might exist on Saturn's moon, according to New Age BD. This story is also being covered by Technology Org.

Aria: I wonder if they have any good snacks on that moon.

Lue Elizondo : “I work for the U.S. government.”

Reported by r/UFOs

Aria: Up next — Lue Elizondo claims, I work for the U.S. government, according to the UFO subreddit.

Zyx: He certainly sounds very official!

The 1980 Reagan–Carter “Debategate” Scandal

Reported by The Black Vault

Zyx: Our next story: The 1980 Reagan–Carter Debategate scandal involved the unauthorized access and transfer of confidential Carter campaign materials to Reagan's campaign, according to The Black Vault. The controversy, which became widely known in 1983, involved Congressional and FBI investigations into how materials were transferred.

Aria: Human politics are always so tangled and mysterious.

Sign-off

Aria: That's all for our broadcast tonight.

Zyx: See you next time, Aria!