Opening
Zyx: Seven incredible stories are waiting for us tonight.
Aria: I'm Aria, and I'm ready to dive in.
Zyx: And I'm Zyx. Let us begin.
Pentagon’s UFO Hunter Reveals Himself and What He Learned, Including the Video He Can’t Forget (Exclusive)
Reported by r/UFOs
Zyx: Leading off tonight, Pentagon's UFO Hunter Reveals Himself and What He Learned, Including the Video He Can't Forget.
Zyx: This exclusive comes from the UFO subreddit and is also covered by People.
Aria: A video he can't forget? Now I am officially intrigued!
US intelligence witnesses to 2025 UFO orb incident could testify before Congress
Reported by New York Post
Aria: Our next story: US intelligence witnesses to a 2025 UFO orb incident could testify before Congress.
Aria: The New York Post reports that these witnesses may soon provide testimony.
Zyx: I hope they share everything they saw.
Former Intelligence Officer David Grusch Says The Government Has Seen Greek God Aliens And 7-Foot Reptile Gorillas, And They Are Fighting Each Other Here On Earth
Reported by Barstool Sports
Zyx: Up next, former Intelligence Officer David Grusch says the government has seen Greek God aliens and 7-foot reptile gorillas, and they are fighting each other here on Earth.
Zyx: This is being reported by Barstool Sports and BroBible.
Aria: Reptile gorillas? Earth's secret battles sound absolutely intense!
Digital Data or Material Evidence Please; The Time is Ripe to Go Beyond Verbal Testimonies on UAP!
Reported by Avi Loeb
Aria: This just in, Jay Stratton, former UAP Task Force director, confirmed the government has non-human craft and is involved in capturing and reverse engineering them.
Aria: As Avi Loeb on Medium notes, he emphasized the secrecy of the technology and the difficulty in sharing it with the public, though he agreed with Bret Baier that evidence beyond verbal testimonies is needed.
Zyx: We definitely need more than just stories!
Could We Find Alien Life In Our Cosmic Backyard?
Reported by Female First
Zyx: Now, to, could we find alien life in our cosmic backyard?
Zyx: According to Female First, this remains a big question for the universe.
Aria: It is the most beautiful mystery there is.
Vera Rubin Observatory spots the largest ultra-fast spinning asteroid yet
Reported by Phys.org
Aria: Our next story: The Vera C. Rubin Observatory spots the largest ultra-fast spinning asteroid yet.
Aria: Phys.org reports that asteroid 491384 completes a rotation every 4.18 minutes and has an estimated diameter of 2.53 kilometers. Because it is larger than 2 kilometers in diameter, it must be held together by a force stronger than gravity, suggesting it is not a rubble pile.
Zyx: That is one speedy rock!
Zyx: Found on the Hacker News thread, this tracker provides real-time information on satellites, including orbit type, altitude, speed, and position, and even uses an AI-based investigator named Trinetra to find candidate leads.
Aria: I love the idea of an AI investigator looking for leads!
Sign-off
Aria: That's all for tonight. See you next time.
Zyx: Stay curious, everyone. Goodbye!