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Transcript: Alien Tavern broadcast, November 13, 2026

Opening

Zyx: And that concludes our deep space morning briefing.

Aria: We only started transmitting a few minutes ago!

Zyx: Zyx here.

Aria: And Aria.

The Pentagon’s PURSUE program is unsealing UFO files: Federal agents saw a silent triangle hover, then speed off

Reported by El Cronista

Zyx: Leading off tonight, the Pentagon's PURSUE program is unsealing UFO files.

Zyx: According to El Cronista, federal agents witnessed a silent triangle hover before it sped off. This story is also being covered by the UFO subreddit.

Aria: A silent triangle? That sounds incredibly sleek.

Aliens near US military base? Woman captures bizarre jellyfish-like UFO in Alaska | WATCH

Reported by WION

Aria: Up next, a woman in Alaska captured footage of a bizarre jellyfish-like UFO near a US military base.

Aria: WION reports on this sighting, which is also making headlines on FOX 8 News, NewsNation, and Daily Mail.

Zyx: I wonder if it was as soft as a jellyfish!

Trump says Air Force pilots described a round UFO flying three times faster than an F-22 fighter jet

Reported by FOX 5 DC

Zyx: This just in, Trump says Air Force pilots have described a round UFO flying at three times the speed of an F-22 fighter jet.

Zyx: That's from FOX 5 DC.

Aria: Three times faster? They are certainly in a hurry!

Astrophysicists Want to Forecast When a Black Hole Launches Its Jets

Reported by Universe Today

Aria: Now, to astrophysics, where researchers are working to forecast when a black hole will launch its jets.

Aria: Universe Today reports that by examining x-ray binaries, scientists found that a decrease in the radius of the inner accretion disk and a decrease in x-ray emission variability can predict these ejections.

Aria: The study shows jets launch as the inner edge of the disk approaches the innermost stable circular orbit.

Zyx: It is so wonderful to see them mastering the rhythms of the cosmos.

15,000-Year-Old Clay Figurines Show Signs of Advanced Technology Thousands of Years Before the First Human Societies

Reported by The Debrief

Zyx: Our next story: 15,000-year-old clay figurines found in Israel show signs of advanced technology long before the first human societies.

Zyx: The Debrief reports that these Natufian site figurines, including birds and humans, feature child-sized fingerprints beneath adult ones, suggesting children helped create them for educational purposes.

Aria: Teaching the little ones through art, how precious.

Ice-covered oceans and bleak craters: Where alien life might be hiding

Reported by BBC

Aria: Up next, researchers are looking at ice-covered oceans and bleak craters as possible places where alien life might be hiding.

Aria: The BBC reports on these potential habitats.

Zyx: A bit chilly for a vacation, but great for science!

A rare star system emits radio signals every 8 minutes

Reported by Phys.org

Zyx: This just in, a rare star system has been found emitting radio signals every 8 minutes.

Zyx: According to Phys.org, the system GPM J071507−114153 contains a white dwarf and a G-type star, and this is the first time radio pulses have been detected from a white dwarf orbiting a sun-like star.

Aria: It's like a cosmic heartbeat!

Sign-off

Aria: See you on the next transmission.

Zyx: Keep looking up!