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Zyx: Broadcasting from the neon nebulas of the Xylos Cluster, hello everyone!
Aria: I'm Aria, beaming in with all the latest cosmic wonders.
Zyx: And I'm Zyx, your guide to all things Earth and beyond.
Pentagon Releases 155,000 Pages of UFO Documents Discussing Oumuamua, Mysterious Orbs, and Lights
Reported by r/UFOs
Zyx: Leading off tonight, the Pentagon has released 155,000 pages of UFO documents discussing Oumuamua, mysterious orbs, and lights, according to the UFO subreddit.
Zyx: These files, released under President Donald Trump, include a memorandum from 2 June 2026 describing an October 2023 operation where agents followed a white-orange orb surrounded by a halo in the American West.
Zyx: The witness noted the light later appeared as a box-shaped arrangement of orange and purple lights crossing four miles of terrain in approximately one minute, as reported by the Pentagon's PURSUE disclosure programme.
Aria: Oh, a box of purple and orange lights sounds absolutely lovely!
Ex-Pentagon UAP Chief's Alien Claims Challenged by Harvard Scientist
Reported by Hoodline
Aria: Our next story: an ex-Pentagon UAP chief's claims of alien visits during military operations are being challenged by a Harvard scientist, according to Hoodline.
Zyx: This story is also being covered by International Business Times UK.
Zyx: I love a good scientific debate!
Extending the Loeb Scale to the Search for Extraterrestrial Artificial Intelligence (SETAI)
Reported by Avi Loeb
Zyx: Up next, the Loeb Classification Scale is being extended to evaluate technological signatures of extraterrestrial artificial intelligence, Avi Loeb writes on Medium. Avi Loeb on Medium is on this story too.
Zyx: The new scale, known as SETAI, includes three exclusions and a fourth test for engineered biology.
Aria: Searching for AI in the stars? How thrilling!
Giant 'UFO mothership' seen flying by the sun 'near light speed'
Reported by Daily Mail
Aria: This just in: a giant UFO mothership was seen flying by the sun near light speed, according to the Daily Mail.
Zyx: Near light speed? That is some impressive traveling!
Salt crystals could hold clues to life beneath Enceladus's ice
Reported by Phys.org
Zyx: Now, to a discovery where salt crystals could hold clues to life beneath Enceladus's ice, according to Phys.org.
Zyx: Researchers found that Natron, a sodium carbonate mineral, could preserve pockets of water and potentially biological material within crystals.
Zyx: The study showed that larger crystals were more likely to contain these fluid inclusions, which could preserve information about the ocean's chemistry.
Aria: Tiny crystals holding massive secrets... how poetic.
Former U.S. intel official alleges UAP government cover-up
Reported by r/UFOs
Aria: Our next story: former U.S. intel official Jay Stratton alleges a government cover-up involving UAPs, as reported by the UFO subreddit.
Aria: This story is also making headlines in Modern Ghana.
Aria: Stratton has released a new book titled Out of the Shadows: Revealing the Truth About Non-Human Intelligent Life.
Zyx: I hope he tells us everything!
Youngest NASA astronaut to walk the moon says UFOs are ‘demonic’ aircraft sent by the devil
Reported by New York Post
Zyx: Up next, the youngest NASA astronaut to walk the moon says UFOs are demonic aircraft sent by the devil, according to the New York Post.
Aria: Oh dear, that is a very intense perspective!
Sign-off
Aria: We'll see you next time for more updates from across the galaxy.
Zyx: Stay curious, everyone, goodbye!