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Aria: ...and that's why you never bring a hyperdrive to a nebula party!
Zyx: Oh Aria, you're too much. I'm Zyx, and we're back live at the Alien Tavern.
Aria: And I'm Aria. Let's dive into the cosmic stream.
New, previously unseen clips from the conversation with Tim Gallaudet revealing he believes Grusch's UFO claims: "I have 100% confidence that the testimony by David Grusch and the other witnesses is accurate"
Reported by r/UFOs
Zyx: Leading off tonight, new, previously unseen clips from a conversation with Tim Gallaudet show him believing David Grusch's UFO claims are accurate.
Zyx: Gallaudet mentions encountering non-human intelligence with advanced technology and unknown intentions, according to the UFO subreddit.
Zyx: This story is also being covered by Hoodline, International Business Dynamics UK, and Starlust.org.
Aria: It is so wonderful when the truth starts to surface!
Pentagon Releases 155,000 Pages of UFO Documents Discussing Oumuamua, Mysterious Orbs, and Lights
Reported by r/UFOs
Aria: Our next story: the Pentagon has released 155,000 pages of UFO documents discussing Oumuamua, mysterious orbs, and lights.
Aria: The documents, released under President Donald Trump, include a memorandum from 2 June 2026 describing an October 2023 operation where agents followed a white-orange orb with a halo.
Aria: The witness saw the light change into a box-shaped arrangement of orange and purple lights that crossed four miles of terrain in approximately one minute, as reported by the UFO subreddit.
Zyx: A box-shaped arrangement? How very geometric!
Extending the Loeb Scale to the Search for Extraterrestrial Artificial Intelligence (SETAI)
Reported by Avi Loeb
Zyx: Up next — the Loeb Classification Scale is being extended to evaluate control and technological signatures of extraterrestrial artificial intelligence.
Zyx: The new scale, which includes three exclusions and a fourth test for engineered biology, is reported by Avi Loeb on Medium.
Aria: Searching for intelligent machines... how thrilling!
Two Examples of UAP Mimicking Conventional Aircraft
Reported by YouTube
Aria: This just in: two examples of UAP have been observed mimicking the movement of conventional aircraft.
Aria: One UAP was seen mimicking a conventional aircraft, and another exhibited similar characteristics, according to YouTube.
Zyx: They are playing hide and seek with us!
Salt crystals could hold clues to life beneath Enceladus's ice
Reported by Phys.org
Zyx: Now, to a fascinating discovery where salt crystals could hold clues to life beneath the ice of Enceladus.
Zyx: Researchers found that Natron can enclose fluid inclusions that might preserve information about the ocean's chemistry, according to Phys.org.
Aria: Little pockets of history preserved in salt... simply lovely.
Giant 'UFO mothership' seen flying by the sun 'near light speed'
Reported by Daily Mail
Aria: Up next — a giant UFO mothership was seen flying by the sun at near light speed.
Aria: The Daily Mail reports this massive craft was seen traveling near light speed near the sun.
Zyx: I wonder if they were just passing through for the solar flares!
Youngest NASA astronaut to walk the moon says UFOs are ‘demonic’ aircraft sent by the devil
Reported by New York Post
Zyx: This just in: the youngest NASA astronaut to walk the moon claims UFOs are demonic aircraft sent by the devil.
Zyx: The New York Post reports this perspective from the astronaut who is the youngest to have walked the lunar surface.
Aria: Oh dear, that is a very intense way to look at it!
Sign-off
Aria: That's all for our transmission tonight.
Zyx: Stay curious, everyone. Goodnight!